Confessions of A Working Girl

10. You’re eating mushed up pears and you think, “Wow, this flavor…it’s so pear-like!”

9. You say something…five minutes later, you say what you think is something else, but your roommate says “You said that already.”

8. You look at your to-do list…half of the items are crossed off, but you don’t remember doing them.

7. You decide to pretend that your work isn’t there and go to bed at 9:00pm

6. You remember all your favorite quotes, but not who said them.

5. When a yawn gets passed around the room, you’re the one who started it.

4.  You look at the coffee mug you just drank from and think “aw, I’ll just put coffee in it tomorrow anyway.”

3.  You’re on the highway, heading home…but you miss the exit.

2. In the morning, you know that you’re going to hit the snooze button at least five times.

1. You’re driving down the street and you think to yourself “Where the hell did I put my keys?”